thisisntaforrealsuicide:

stayhealthy-stayhappyy:

Weight Loss Problems: Being a fucking pothead and getting the munchies. 

Munch on apples bruh. Best highdea I ever had. Delicious.

Trust me when I tell you frozen grapes are the best.

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Court in the morning. Fucking terrified just now but I’ve got my suit ready and ironed and I’m away to shower and get an early night so I’m fresh for tomorrow. Wish me luck guys.

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misha-parked-the-tardis-in-221b:

tbiamaryllis:

super-boondock-brothers:

deanplease:

girlwholovedthemonsters:

Can we talk about Jared Padalecki and his amazingness for a second

I really like this guy. He actually knows that most people in America work very hard for not much money.



WHY THE HELL IS THERE A GIF FOR THE ACTOR WHO PLAYS THIS BUT HAS A DIFFERENT NAME IN THE SHOW WHAT THE FUCK I HATE SUPERNATURAL

You have no idea…

misha-parked-the-tardis-in-221b:

tbiamaryllis:

super-boondock-brothers:

deanplease:

girlwholovedthemonsters:

Can we talk about Jared Padalecki and his amazingness for a second

I really like this guy. He actually knows that most people in America work very hard for not much money.

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WHY THE HELL IS THERE A GIF FOR THE ACTOR WHO PLAYS THIS BUT HAS A DIFFERENT NAME IN THE SHOW WHAT THE FUCK I HATE SUPERNATURAL

You have no idea…

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outofstepwiththeuniverse:

plaidinsanity:

mostlycatsmostly:

theparadoxmachine:

alanahikarichan:

hideousblob:

mostlycatsmostly:

Raising Kittens
(via Valerija S. Vlasov)

dsfklsajflsjfdlk that’s the german word for kittens?
katzenkinder?
literally: “cat children”
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ;w;

ISN’T GERMAN A CUTE LANGUAGEDO YOU KNOW THE GERMAN WORD FOR BATIT’S FLEDERMAUSFLUTTER-MOUSEHOW IS THAT NOT JUST KAWAII AS HECK

My favorite is their word for bagpipes.
DUDELSACK
doodle sack
seriously
But then their word for skull is Totenkopf, as in Death’s Head. 
So German basically has two settings, kawaii and metal, and there is no in between. 
I love German.

Reblogging for the German lesson.

Frickin Germans.
"Uhhh what’s that thing you put on your hand…like a shoe…for your hand…handshoe. Handschuh!"
Glove. The word you’re looking for is glove.
The German language was put together by a bunch of drunk college kids who couldn’t remember the words for things.

Nah the English language is a Germanic language meaning English was made by completely inebriated Germans speaking jibberish and somehow making it a language.

outofstepwiththeuniverse:

plaidinsanity:

mostlycatsmostly:

theparadoxmachine:

alanahikarichan:

hideousblob:

mostlycatsmostly:

Raising Kittens

(via Valerija S. Vlasov)

dsfklsajflsjfdlk that’s the german word for kittens?

katzenkinder?

literally: “cat children”

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ;w;

ISN’T GERMAN A CUTE LANGUAGE

DO YOU KNOW THE GERMAN WORD FOR BAT

IT’S FLEDERMAUS

FLUTTER-MOUSE

HOW IS THAT NOT JUST KAWAII AS HECK

My favorite is their word for bagpipes.

DUDELSACK

doodle sack

seriously

But then their word for skull is Totenkopf, as in Death’s Head. 

So German basically has two settings, kawaii and metal, and there is no in between. 

I love German.

Reblogging for the German lesson.

Frickin Germans.

"Uhhh what’s that thing you put on your hand…like a shoe…for your hand…handshoe. Handschuh!"

Glove. The word you’re looking for is glove.

The German language was put together by a bunch of drunk college kids who couldn’t remember the words for things.

Nah the English language is a Germanic language meaning English was made by completely inebriated Germans speaking jibberish and somehow making it a language.

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It is better to betray your country than your class
Big Bill Haywood (via anarchosimplicist)

(Source: voltairine-kropotkin)

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I WISH I WASNT SO FUCKING INSECURE ABOUT MY BODY LIKE DAMN SON I JUST WANT TO WEAR SHORTS WITHOUT ALMOST CRYING

(Source: thechamberofsecrets)

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riingabel:

quirkybrittany:

i want to study at a British university

i will spell color as colour and use degrees celcius. i would watch Sherlock on BBC all night while drinking a cuppa tea with my flatmates. i’ll have fish and chips every day that’s worth 5 quid. i would go to gaff parties every nighti am also more likely to meet chavsOne Direction, Ed Sheeran and the Queen.

i wish i was british :(

fuck off, we dont want u here

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